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Garden Gnome Carnage

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In Garden Gnome Carnage, you play a building trying to rid itself of pesky garden gnomes, who are trying to get in through the roof. By moving left and right you can swing around a gnome who is tied to the chimney, knocking off climbing gnomes and cats, and hitting flying sleds. If all else fails, you can fling bricks and call in airstrikes.

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winter combos humor christmas  
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December 2007
Daniel Remar
Action, Physics
Windows
Singleplayer
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English
Freeware
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Windows: zip 5.2 MB

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Tyranid 5 Chaos! Gnomes and chaos!
You’re a building. You have a gnome attached to you via a bungee cord. And you are attacking your archnemesis, the endless hordes of santa elves. Well, either you’re Hunter S. Thompson on a truly epic binge, or you’re playing Garden Gnome Carnage, and with Mr. Thompson long gone from this world, the latter is more likely.

Garden Gnome Carnage is silly, it’s bizarre, and it’s decidedly twisted. It’s also the most fun that I’ve had playing any game in the past year. Turn off your logic, suspend your disbelief, prepare to laugh your rear off when you trigger the Cone Race (you won’t believe me if I told you…) and prepare for the wackiest time you’ve had in ages.

Seriously, that’s it. The music is tinny arcade-style sound, the graphics are pleasantly pixelly, the controls have a little bit of a learning curve – just enough to keep things interesting – and you should download and play this game immediately, if not sooner. What are you waiting for? Every second you aren’t playing, the santa elves are swarming ever closer! Now, darn you! Now! Grab your gnome and save yourself!

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