Fotonica
5
One-button Parkour
Ever played Canabalt?
No?
Okay, go look it up. It'll take you ten seconds, ...
|
Hero Core
5
Spectumetroiberzerkvania?
It's always nice to see another retro-styled game pop out with great gameplay...
|
Action Fist!
5
Gunstar? Is that you?
Teknopants' love song to the glory days of the Genesis and Gunstar Heroes, Ac...
|
Spelunky
5
1500 games later...
Since downloading it, I have played 1,515 games of Spelunky.
I have been vi...
|
RunMan: Race Around the World
5
Brilliance in a Crayola wrapper
RunMan: Race Around the World is one of those games that showcases exactly wh...
|
C-Dogs
5
Woof Woof
I got hooked on Cyberdogs when I found it in one of those 1,000 Games compila...
|
Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space
5
What Star Trek could have been...
I was given a copy of Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space as a gift a whil...
|
Tumiki Fighters
5
Buildingblock Starship Fighters
When I was a little kid, I would make space ships out of Lego bricks. No, I d...
|
8bit killer
5
Pure Unadulterated Awesome
I remember the glory days of the FPS, back when the genre was new and shiny a...
|
Liero
5
Real-Time Worms
I could post all sorts of beaming praise for Liero. I could say that the acti...
|
Garden Gnome Carnage
5
Chaos! Gnomes and chaos!
You're a building. You have a gnome attached to you via a bungee cord. And yo...
|
Linley's Dungeon Crawl
5
The Perfect Roguelike
I was hardly a stranger to the Roguelike genre before I started on Crawl. As ...
|
Momodora II
4
So Touhou and Castlevania walk into a bar...
It's a pity that I can't find Momodora one. I'd like to see where this came f...
|
Tower of Heaven
4
Tower of Moderate Frustration
Tower of Heaven is at once a gorgeous, wonderful, and intensely frustrating g...
|
Desktop Dungeons
4
Rogue: The Puzzling
Desktop Dungeons is not what most people think of when they think of roguelik...
|
Aaaaa!!!
4
KERSPLAT!
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! A Reckless Disregard for Gravity - which I will ...
|
When Pigs Fly
4
When Pigs Lose The Ability To Walk
I first came into contact with the designer known as Anna Anthropy's work thr...
|
Garden of Coloured Lights
4
Rezzish
Garden of Colored Lights is one of the most profoundly satisfying vertical-sc...
|
Closure
4
It is dark. You are liable to be eaten by a Grue.
Closure takes a little bit of inspiration from the grandaddy of all adventure...
|
Chalk
4
Chalk-em-up
While I'm no stranger to the draw-things-to-do-things method of gameplay than...
|
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari
4
WHEE!
I have to hand it to Flashbang Studios. They probably thought this game up ba...
|
N
4
Get your black T-shirt out...
Now take the shirt, turn it inside out, and place the neck-hole over your fac...
|
Verge
4
On the Verge of a Dream
Verge is one of those games where a simple mechanic becomes all-encompassing,...
|
10800 zombies
4
WHEE ZOMBIE SHOOTINS!
It's difficult for me to contain my glee with this title, because it combines...
|
Marshmallow Duel
4
Aged gracefully
I'm old enough that I remember a more primitive build of Marshmallow Duel. It...
|
Kingdom of Loathing
4
Beats WoW...
Yes, I do mean that, I enjoyed this low-rent semi-MMO more than I enjoyed my ...
|
Warning Forever
4
Blowing Stuff Up
I should probably preface this review with a disclaimer; I don't really care ...
|
Toribash
4
Fighting game? Really?
I just treat it as a toolkit for the craziest suicide-murders possible... alt...
|
Crush!
4
Joyous Smashings!
When I was a kid at Chuck-E-Cheese, I would always plunk most of my change in...
|
Bonesaw: The Game
4
OHHH YEEEEEEEAH!
Bonesaw is an inside joke made into a game, and it survives quite well despit...
|
Forget-Me-Not
3
Not really forgettable, but...
With very simple, iconic graphics, Forget-Me-Not is obviously one of those ga...
|
Happy Wheels
3
And there goes the head again...
User-created levels can be a magnificent thing. Anyone who has played Little ...
|
Titanion
3
Kenta Cho does Galaga
It's amazing how just changing one aspect of a game can change the whole thin...
|
Synopsis Quest Deluxe
3
Square meets Warioware...
Synopsis Quest is a pretty nifty idea. Take a fistful of minigames that at on...
|
Today I Die
3
Visual Poetry
It's difficult to know exactly how to judge Daniel Benmergui's click-and-drag...
|
Fig. 8
3
Dodge those schema!
Fig. 8 is one of those games that chooses style over substance, and while it ...
|
Retrobattle
3
Is it 1982 again?
Retrobattle succeeds in its one visible goal; to make a game that looks and f...
|
S.T.A.C.K.E.R.
3
F.R.U.S.T.R.A.T.I.N.G.
Let me get this out of the way before I continue: S.T.A.C.K.E.R. is brilliant...
|
Swarm Racer
3
I control the BEES!
Swarm Racer has the potential to become a horrible inside joke with my friend...
|
The Strange and Somewhat Sinister Tale of the House at Desert Bridge
3
The Exceedingly Peculiar Review of the Strange and Somewhat Sinister Tale of the House at Desert Bridge
Odd. Strange. Snarglefargitz. Genius. Potato Salad. These are all words that ...
|
Destruction Carnival
3
Where does the carnival come in, again?
Part of me feels bad about giving this game a mere 3 out of 5. For a Klik-N-P...
|
Action DooM 2: Urban Brawl
3
Streets of Doom? Doom of Rage?
I'll give SoD one thing, it's got a phenomenal sense of style about it. The p...
|
Every Extend
3
Sweet... but SHORT.
Let's be frank here, I have no problems with short games. I loved "You Have T...
|
Rose and Camellia
3
It's a game about what now?
People will make a game out of anything, and everything. A quick spin down Wa...
|
Final Vision
3
FFMario?
A combination of Final Fantasy and platforming, what a brilliant idea! Right?...
|
Drain Storm
3
Old-school fun
It's Windows 3.1 all over again! Okay, perhaps not, but the game's graphics, ...
|
Death Worm
3
Tremors: The Game
Sand worms are nifty. 2-D games where you destroy things are nifty. Therefore...
|
The Adventures of MicroMan
2
Micro-Aged
I had completely forgotten about MicroMan before I found this page. There are...
|
Truck Dismount
2
CRASH.
Truck Dismount is another example of a game that does what it does fairly wel...
|
Shit Game
2
"Mediocre Game"? "Intentionally Bad Game That Really Isn't That Terrible"?
I admit being a little bit disappointed with Shit Game, less because of the s...
|
IndestructoTank A.E.
2
Brainless fun
IndestructoTank A.E. is one of those flash games that you pick up on your lun...
|
Office Smash
1
Dilbert would be ashamed.
I am a huge fan of the "corporate frustration" form of humor, the sort of thi...
|
Timeslaughter
1
Ouch.
I have a confession to make. I love old games. The goofier and weirder, the b...
|
